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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 14:12

No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
U.S. blasts Hamas response to Gaza ceasefire plan: ‘Totally unacceptable’ - The Washington Post
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Ron Killings Confirms Report That Nick Khan Brought Him Back To WWE - Wrestlezone
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Bravely Default Flying Fairy HD Remaster's New Content Adds To An Already Healthy Runtime - Kotaku
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Next, they tried...
Lake Tahoe: 'The water was just screaming,' says witness of boat tragedy that killed eight - BBC
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
2025 NCAA baseball bracket: Men's College World Series scores, schedule - NCAA.com
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
I test TVs for a living — and I recommend these 2 TVs above everything else - Tom's Guide
No way
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do atheists want to see God so badly?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Housing market tide is turning as home prices fall in top cities - Fortune
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Stock Market News, June 3, 2025: Nasdaq Moves Higher; OECD Cuts U.S. Growth Outlook - WSJ